Monday, September 03, 2007

Demand Immediate Ratification of the Recent India - U.S. Nude Deal!

(To the right: Intrepid American bloggers practice naked yoga in preparation for their upcoming trip to India as part of the recent milestone nude deal between the two nations.)

As many of you know, I was first alerted to the "recent nude deal between India and the US" by discovering that Café Philos ranks number one in the world for that very special search term -- an impressive accomplishment for any blog, let alone a blog less than seven months old.

Unfortunately, Café Philos seems to stand alone as the only reliable source on the internet for the truth about the "recent nude deal between India and the US". All the other hits for that vital search term turn out to be about the recent 123 Nuclear Agreement. Obviously, the international press is more concerned about the relatively minor and comparatively unimportant nuclear agreement between India and the US than it is about the far reaching and vital nude agreement between India and the US. Shame on them!

So, as the net's only reliable source on the recent nude deal between India and the US, I feel Café Philos has a moral obligation to openly discuss and fully support the recent deal, even though everyone else is involved in a vast conspiracy of silence about the deal.

Of course, some of you may object that the obvious reason for everyone else's silence about the nude deal between India and the US is the fact there actually is no nude deal between India and the US. But that fact is a mere minor technicality. In the larger picture -- the picture we at Café Philos are focused on -- the fact there is not yet a nude deal between India and the US is of no importance at all. After all, we live in the 21st Century: Was it important to Bush and Cheney that Iraq had no weapons of mass destruction? Of course not! And, by the same token, it should not be of the least concern to you or anyone else that India and the US have yet to effect a nude deal.

That's why you should not be embarrassed in the least to write to your elected representatives demanding immediate ratification of the recent nude deal between India and the US. If enough people write their representatives demanding ratification of the deal, I'm sure the governments of our two great nations will, at the very least, commence negotiating a nude deal.

When you write to your representatives be sure to point out that:

(1) It is in the overriding interests of both nations to have a cultural exchange program with each other;

(2) A nude cultural exchange program is far, far more likely to get a lot of publicity than a clothed cultural exchange program;

(3) The best of all possible nude cultural exchange programs is obviously an exchange of nude bloggers; and therefore,

(4) You are strongly urging your representative to introduce legislation to immediately ratify the recent nude deal between India and the US in which adequate provision will be made for a mutually beneficial exchange of nude bloggers between our two great nations.

Just imagine what a boost you'll be giving the International Nude Blogging Movement!

Act Today!

3 comments:

StaCeY said...

"Was it important to Bush and Cheney that Iraq had no weapons of mass destruction? Of course not! And, by the same token, it should not be of the least concern to you or anyone else that India and the US have yet to effect a nude deal".

LOL!!! Pretty funny!

Well everything starts somewhere I guess....

(PS... I blog fully-- well AT LEAST partially-- clothed. Does that make me a subversive to the cause?)

Rambodoc said...

As the senior partner, let the US bloggers make the first move. On India's side, I will host any nude American woman, and then reciprocate. Let the deal be done sans Governments, person to perdaughter.
:-)

Mahendra said...

I'm sure this will give India a lot of energy, fulfilling our needs, and enrich us both through fusion!