Thursday, April 12, 2007

It's High Time To Confess My Dark Crime!

On March 23rd, in this, the sixth year of our dark lord, Dick Cheney, I committed an evil and heinous crime against good sense, as well as against Eolake Stobblehouse, when I wrote a review of his DOMAI site that contained a blatant and senseless falsehood. It's now time for me to honestly and humbly confess to my crime, correct my mistake, and spin the whole episode as the fault of Osama Bin Laden.

On March 23rd I wrote the following lie about DOMAI:

If I have any qualms about Eolake's site, they come from a conversation I had with Anne a while back. She pointed out the site pretty much represents only one standard of feminine beauty and that it tends to idealize that standard. I agree with her, and it's a serious criticism.
Shame on me! The plain and god-fearing truth is the DOMAI site represents a range of feminine beauty, rather than a single standard, and which you can see for yourself by looking at the photos that accompany this post. Had I not been under the influence of Osama Bin Laden from having too recently read his persuasive, but ultimately worthless, treatise on the uncontrollable eroticism provoked in the male animal by orange striped burkhas, I would have told the truth in the first place. Maybe.

At any rate, I hope my mistake did not cause cause any lasting confusion.


Anonymous said...

Well, *I* just come here for the free porn.

Paul said...

LOL! Thanks for dropping by, Anon!

Your comment made me think, "If Eolake's stuff is porn, then I'm all for porn: It makes me happy!"